Take a look: it’s Hammy Hamster’s Homepage!
And, courtesy of RED DWARF (Season IV Episode 1, “Camille”)
| CAT: | (Sitting next to LISTER) What’re you watching? |
|---|---|
| LISTER: | Ah, just a vid. This is a classic, man! |
| CAT: | What is it? |
| LISTER: | Tales of the Riverbank: The Next Generation. |
| CAT: | Oh, right! I’ve seen this! It’s not as good as the original. |
| LISTER: | Well, they never really found anyone to replace Hammy Hamster, did they? |
| CAT: | How could they? The dude was a diva! He smouldered; the camera loved him! |
| LISTER: | Yeah. He was the rodent equivalent of Marlon Brando. |
| CAT: | Whatever happened? Whatever happened to old Hammy? One minute he’s a huge star, running around on his own personalised gold wheel, with as much Edam as he could hold in his little cheeks; the next: obscurity! |
| LISTER: | Well, he went on the slide, the series ended, couldn’t find any more work, and then the ultimate humiliation: Hamstergrams. |