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Monday, August 7th, 2006

Mixed post for you…

Godcasting

A podcast is no substitute for church— but it’s a great supplement.
by Mark Batterson

Here’s the bottom line: If it’s worth preaching, it’s worth podcasting!

Off at a total tangent, they’ve announced that there will be a fourth “Die Hard” movie. “Live Free or Die Hard” will be released 29th June next year according to the Yahoo movie news I read. If not this film, then soon (say, “Die Hard 5.0: Still alive, still kicking…”) they’ll be featuring the aging Bruce Willis either using his walker, or, wheeling himself around complaining about not getting his “senior discount”.

They’re planning a sequel to “The Pink Panther” too. Will the horror never cease?

Oh, and it looks like Heath Ledger will play The Joker in the next Batman movie due to start filming “early 2007″, with Christian Bale returning as Batman. I hear they’re opting for “The Dark Knight” as a title for the movie … nice … a strong reference back to the really grown-up, gritty comic books. Batman always was a tough guy yet somewhere in the 70’s he turned more camp than a row of pink tents. “Batman Begins” took us back and jump started the frasnchise, so let’s just hope that Heath Ledger can carry the weight as the nemesis of Batman.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

This is priceless:

Tech Replaces Diamonds As Girl’s Best Friend

The Girls Gone Wired survey of 1,400 women and 700 men aged 15 to 49, which was conducted by market researcher TRU [and commissioned by U.S. cable television's Oxygen Network], found that given the choice, women would opt for tech items rather than luxury items like jewelry or vacations.

The study found 77 percent of women surveyed would prefer a new plasma television to a diamond solitaire necklace and 56 percent would opt for a new plasma TV over a weekend vacation in Florida.

Even shoes lost out. The study found 86 percent would prefer a new digital video camera to a pair of designer shoes.

This comes as no surprise … you’ talking to the person who bought a “just becuz” gift for his wife of a domain name for her blog. So nice that the mainstream of society are catching on.

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

Demotivators

Strangely enough, I find the products from Despair.com far more motivating and fun that the equivilent “successories” products. Judge for yourself!

Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.

Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.

If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
(On a related note: there was a really good article over on LeadershipJournal.net
Recruiting Without Guilt
take a look!)

Oh, and I havent forgotten, I do still plan to post a wrap-up of the Vineyard conference. There are notes and thoughts from the various sessions needing to be processed here in blog form.

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

The good, the bad and the … untamed?

Bad breakfast...

Thanks to staying overnight at the hotel, we arrived at the Vineyard Midwest Regional Conference early, rested and without much stress. This was brought home later in the day when one of our group (that met at 6am and travelled up the first day of the conference) ended up falling asleep and was a little late to dinner! After I’d spent all that time searching for a hotel that was both close and had free continental breakfast, it was a real disapointment to see the paltry offering that was meant to start our day. At least the hotel was less than 10 minutes from the Wheaton College campus, the location of the conference.

Random Conference Picture - walking in the door

Last year I told the story of meeting another Blogger at the national conference. I was sure that she’d be there, and she “just happened” to sit next to me in the first of the workshops. Totally awesome “God moment” there. A similar expectation was in me this time around: I’ve been reading a joint blog by Sara & Lightning Atkinson (”Church Brew”) and had the came conviction that I would meet them at this years (regional) conference. Based on what happened last year I had an eye open for them walking in the door [picture to come - random conference pic 1 and 2] but didnt see them, only to turn around and find them sitting right across the aisle from me in the first session! I think it might have blown their minds when I waled up and before there was time to have seen their conference name tags, I greeted them by name and said, “Ive been reading your blog for a while now”. Fun. Gotta love the way God moves!

David, Alison and Martha

The Vineyard movement is like a big family. Having met a few pastors and gone through the Vineyard Leadership Institute training program I feel a part of things. These first couple of days at the conference have helped underscore (a) how much I like some of these people and (2) that the more I learn of the movement, the more I like it and want to go deeper. The Vineyard community of faith is alive and vibrant with energy, coming to a conference like this puts into perspective any little issues we (that is, I) have about the local church. The movement, to the core, is solid and grounded … health is flowing … and it gives me so much hope that at the local level, as we walk the walk, we’ll see health too.

Another Random Conference Picture

Rick Olmstead spoke in the afternoon yesterday, with Don Williams giving the first main evening address. Rick’s talk - “Unleashing the untamed faith within” - was inspirational, and a separate blog entry will follow on that. Don spoke on what it meant to be a “Jesus Centric” church - answering the question, what is ‘uniquely Vineyard’ - which “Jesus” are we centered on. That is, drawing on Brian D. McLaren’s “The Seven Jesuses I Have Known”. Many preachers will ask for some sort of response - raise a hand, nod in their general direction - the brave ones might even ask people to get out of their seat and move to the front. Don blew me away - “come to the front and KNEEL across in front of the stage…” What was fantastic to see was the humility of so many leaders streaming to the front, kneeling, re-centering themselves on the distinctives that they’ve missed.

Dan Paxton

Today, Dan Paxton taught a workshop on team building and Jon & Sue Marsden taught a workshop on “Couples in Ministry” which actually turned out to be a discussion of the egalitarian movement within the church, where Vineyard sits on the issue of women in leadership, women pastors. Amazing stuff, and a tape/CD from that session needs to wing its way down to Nashville methinks!

Monday, July 10th, 2006

Well, the trip up to Chicago was largely uneventful. I love these long drives - its a time to listen to audio books and audio drama. We’ve settled into something of a tradition - listenning to Doctor Who audio drama created by Big Finish productions. When we were in England over Christmas (last) we took the time to visit the fabulous “Forbidden Planet” bookshop in London and pick up some of the harder-to-find sci-fi books and audio dramas. These returned with us but remained on a shelf until now, some 6 and a half months later! What’s even more frightening is that one of these stories Zagreus was left partly finished - we had listenned to 2 of the 3 disks, awaiting the next road-trip before we could finish it!

The drive was fun, split it in half and drive a shade over 2 and a half hours each, with the only down side being the extreme boredom of driving through the state of Illinois. How do long-distance truck drivers survive the boredom? I was fast approaching the point of chewing my own leg off with it … thank goodness we had beef jerky available as a substitute.

Tomorrow is the official start of the Vineyard regional pastors conference. Should be good. Assuming that we wake to the alarm, the cheap hotel we’re staying in (”well, at least its only for one night”) has breakfast available. Then it’s off to check-in at the conference and more importantly to connect up with the rest of the folks who’re travelling here tomorrow from our church. Yeah, finding 6 people in a crowd of several hundred, shouldnt be hard should it? I mean, we dont know when they’re planning on arriving, or where they have been assigned to be staying. Least the entire conference is staying on the campus of Wheaton College … cant be that hard to track them down, right?

Friday, June 9th, 2006

More Word Association from the “Pretend Writer” Live Journal community:

  1. bob: Mansell (Where are you, and what’re you up to Bob? Email me!!)
  2. bit: byte
  3. slam: dunk
  4. cheese: The Omen (original and even more so, the 2006 remake)
  5. school: Alice Cooper (“School’s out”)
  6. shift: F6
  7. bop: Baptist Bop (that funny hop-from-one-foot-to-the-other dance you see in churches)
  8. eye: Spork (See this Queen of Wands cartoon - be warned - its kinda gross!)
  9. sock: Mr Flibble!
  10. moon: classic kid’s TV — Button Moon (listen to the theme here)

Real posts coming again soon - I’ve a backlog of a couple of the Armchair Theology questions, and have still been thinking about the topic of Loving God.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006
Everytime We Touch
Cascada

I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don’t know why.
Without you it’s hard to survive.

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can’t you hear my heart beat so
I can’t let you go.
Want you in my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we’ve been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can’t you hear my heart beat so
I can’t let you go.
Want you in my life

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side

Every time we touch

We went out to Borders last night and I was poking around in the “Dance” section looking for Cascada’s CD - I knew it was an import but was expectant that they would have it. I was disappointed. What was worse was that I took my laptop so that I could write some code while we were there. *sigh* That didnt go as well as I hoped. On the way out, I suggested that maybe the DVD section might have the movie “Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within” (another disappointment was that our local Blockbuster didnt have the movie!)

As I turned to see where Alison had gone I spotted a pile of CDs that were waiting to go out onto the shelves. On top was an import (double-CD) - combination of the 2006 CD “Everytime we touch” and a set of remixes previously only available in the far-east - basically the exact Cascada CD I was looking for, and more. Does God have a sense of humour or what?

Thursday, June 1st, 2006

More Word Association from the “Pretend Writer” Live Journal community:

  1. laughter : …the best medicine (a favourite section in Reader’s Digest)
  2. looking : glass
  3. oh : ah
  4. pot : kettle
  5. finish : “I’ve started so I’ll finish…”
  6. type : shadow
  7. hair : brained
  8. flicker : candle
  9. banana : -rama (“It’s a cruel, cruel summer…”)
  10. spurt : ketchup
The famous leather chair

The British quiz show “Mastermind” has a history going back 32 years. The famous black leather chair was literally transported all over the country as the show was filmed in a variety of imposing locations all over the UK. As much as “Who wants to be a millionaire” can be tough on the nerves, it can’t hold a candle to the original “Mastermind”, who’s stripped down interrogation style was inspired by its creator’s experiences of being interrogated by the Gestapo during World War II! Contestants were given two minutes to answer rapid fire questions on a specialist subject in the first round, and general knowledge in the second. Moments stretched into infinity and sweat beaded the brow for both viewer and contestant alike. Tension was raised as there was never any indication of remaining time, no visible count-down. If the 2-minute buzzer sounded as the host, Magnus Magnusson, was speaking he would utter the famous catchphrase, “I’ve started so I’ll finish” giving the contestant the opportunity to answer the interrupted question. Examples of specialist subjects include:

  • History and Genealogy of European Royalty
  • The Life and Works of Gilbert & Sullivan
  • The Moomin saga by Tove Jansson
  • The History of Lancashire County Cricket Club
  • The Life-cycle and Habits of the Honey-bee
  • The Buddhist sage Niciren

Talk kept to an absolute minimum: the host asking contestants only their name, occupation and specialist subject before launching into the questions themselves.

For more information, take a look at the BBC “Mastermind” History page.

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Word Association from the “Pretend Writer” Live Journal community:

  1. chip : shop
  2. Hi : Bye
  3. scotch : broth
  4. tree : table
  5. copy : protection (way to go Sony, NOT)
  6. tomato : soup
  7. many : one
  8. clock : work
  9. shark : lawyer
  10. purple : green!

There will be more coming on the blog soon, more than just random word-association, butI have to get my brain back from the dry-cleaners (or wherever else it was misplaced) before I can post. Thanks for waiting.

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Hmmm, borrowing an LJ meme here - Word Association from the “Pretend Writer” Live Journal community

  1. spoon : “There is no spoon” - The Matrix
  2. milk : “No use crying over spilled milk”
  3. sink : In-sink-erator garbage disposal
  4. floor : Needs cleaning
  5. knob : Borg
  6. witch : Willow (from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”)
  7. cabinet : Tony Blair
  8. box : Car
  9. blender : “Blender Girl” (an un-named co-worker who put her hand in a moving blender)
  10. cloves : Apple Pie

I think “Knob : Borg” probably needs explanation (to stop speculation of whether Borg have, or have not, got knobs). I broke the knob on our dryer a few weeks ago. It was the one that turns it on and off, so pretty vital! The best replacement I could find from a local hardware store is a “generic utility knob” that’s about 1/2 of an inch bigger than the orginal, shiny silver where the other was matt-white and angular where the original was smooth and moulded. Basically it looks like the Star Trek Borg began assimilating the dryer, and stopped after one knob saying “its not worth it, our clothes drip-dry anyhow”.